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My neighbor hated me until I bought this packet of black vinyl covering. They’d give me the side eye, the death stare and smug looks as I walked by, saw them in the local market or was driving home from work. I had pains in my limbs, got dumped by my girlfriend and was an all around unlucky guy. I soon noticed the neighbor was smiling again, looking at me straight, I no longer felt pricks and pains and my girlfriend took me back, out of the blue. I asked my neighbor what happened and they said they stopped using their voodoo doll and called off the hex they sent me after I bought this roll of vinyl to cover up an outdoor lamp that was shining towards their living room window each night. I cut the vinyl to fit the glass covering on the lamp and now the light shines down towards the ground without shining in their window and bothering their nightly binge watching sessions. I wish they would have said something sooner, I could have been back with my girl months ago had I only known.