Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was just about to buy a Mercedes Benz S-Class and as luck would have it I stumbled across this offering on Amazon; the opportunity to buy an ugly blue clock for the same price. And right now, despite this being a very limited edition, there's a $21,000 discount on the item, which really makes this a no brainer. So these days I walk to work, having blown my car budget on this ugly blue clock, but each night as I rub the blisters on my aching feet I count my lucky stars that I am one of just 28 people in the world to own this ugly blue clock.