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BUY THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE 2 RESIN ARMRESTS WITH LEGS, FOR WHAT WAS IT....$37? GO TO LOWES, REQUEST YOUR MILITARY DISCOUNT BECAUSE YOU SERVED YOUR COUNTRY LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN, AND LEAVE WITH NINE 6' LENGTHS OF THE STRAIGHTEST 2X4s THEY HAVE, FOR ANOTHER $32. BUY SOME OUTDOOR GRADE WOOD SCREWS THAT ARE 1 - 1.5" LONG, FOR $3, AND YOU'LL HAVE ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE A 6' LONG BENCH THAT CAN'T RUST FOR A TOTAL OF $72. IF YOU LIKE TO GO THE EXTRA MILE, BUY SOME SANDPAPER FOR YOUR 2X4s, SO YOU WON'T GET SPLINTERS IN YOUR BUTT. BUY A QUART OF CLEAR POLYURETHANE, AND A PAINTBRUSH, SO YOU CAN COAT YOUR 2X4s AND MAKE THEM MORE DURABLE. USE CLEAR, AND NOT A COLORED STAIN, SO YOU DON'T RUIN YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF BRIGHT WHITE PANTS, AS YOU LOUNGE FOR HOURS ON YOUR SUPER COOL BENCH LIKE A MARMOT OUT IN THE SUN. PLEASE WEAR SUNSCREEN.