Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was living a simple life. Didn’t get out much. Then I bought this jacket and everything changed. Women came flocking to me from lands domestic and foreign. I bought a Harley and started hanging with drug dealers. But like rich ones. And we drove Ferrari’s and flew helicopters. All while I was wearing this jacket of course. I ended up taking down a communist regime in southern America with a band of rebels but unfortunately on the 245 day sail boat voyage home I was attacked by a shark, but since I had the jacket on he barely got me. But kept circling. I knew it was the jacket he was after. I tossed it, giving up the jacket in exchange for my life. I’m alive today. But jacketless. My life has gone back to its previous non-glory state. Will buy this jacket again soon just getting some rest first before the jacket kicks my life into overdrive 007 again. Buy this jacket. But only if you’re willing to gain and then lose it all!