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So there A was, sure as sure, hangin by ma wee fingertips from the edge of a heilan peak. A thocht it was the end of me, so A did. Niver again wad A see ma wee dug, Jock. But then A minded A had an Irn-Bru in ma pack. An I minded the adverts on the telly... "Irn-Bru gets yi through." So A twisted roond an freed the boattle from ma pack, an in a single swally A had consumed the iconic fizzy drink, made of iron girder scrapin's. An then it was that new life filled ma muscles an A scrambled tae safety. Niver will A go hill-walkin in future withoot at least wan boattle o Irn-Bru in ma kit. It's approved by Jock as well, just so yi've got the dug's opinion. True to the telly, Irn-Bru got me through. Saor Alba!!!!