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In Soviet Russia, nap takes you!
This mattress is one of the most dangerous items I have ever purchased from Amazon. The comfort provided by this mattress is not unlike chloroform in it's ability to induce sleep. There are some warning labels that need to be affixed to this mattress as to properly warn unsuspecting customers. For starters, a warning that any and all plans for the rest of your day may come to an abrupt conclusion, as you wake up hours later after coming into contact with the mattress. Getting out of bed in the morning may become increasingly difficult and there is a high risk of dependency on the comforting effects this mattress provides. Side effects from use of this mattress include sleepiness, comfort, lack of motivation to start and or/conclude your day, short term comatose lasting up to 8 hours, and episodes of missing time. Should you find yourself unable to part from your bed, find solace in knowing that aren't the only one and that you have been warned.
Update 4 months later: Help! This mattress has taken over my life. I rotate this mattress monthly. 4 months later and I can say this comfort has never diminished. I struggle daily to crawl from its clutches. I avoid my bedroom because its siren call is too much for me. This is my favorite piece of furniture in this house.
May 2017 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase