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I think this may be laced with doggie drugs or something...my dogs can't ever get enough of it & will stop at nothing for a dog treat. Seriously. They almost smothered me to death just today over the possibility of getting a dog treat when I asked the question, "Whooooo wants a cookie?" Both dogs (a pushy boxer & a bossy Westie), decided today that, instead of calmly following me back to the area where treats are kept, they would throw their bodies upon mine & attempt murder in the 1st degree by smothering me with what I can only assume they wanted me to believe & THINK were puppy kisses. Hmph. Puppy kisses, my elbow. Those were suffocating "kisses". If it weren't for me being bigger than both of them (not by much, mind you), and the fact that I could roll over out from underneath them (they tried to pin me to my bed, of all places...ridiculous dogs)...well, I don't want to even think abt the dreadful ending that COULD have been. Besides, once the dogs got their milkbone cookies, they were happy little bodies, & murder was no longer on their minds (they have very short memories...which is a good thing for me!). But I do wonder, have any other dogs tried to kill by kisses...just for milkbones???