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My wife gets horrible hiccups. It sounds like a wild animal is caught in a trap and is in the throws of death. I don't know whether to run and hide, or slap her on the back to drive the demon from her body. Frankly calling for and exorcism might be the correct response. Even the dog gets freaked out. I got her the straw in hopes I could stave off calling a priest. Last night she got the hiccups and I threw her the straw as I ran down the hall to hide. Hell, you never know what demon might finally be born. Anyway, she used it and it worked. Hiccups stopped immediately. Tonight she got them again. I told her to start sucking, she gave me the side eye and got the straw. It did the trick. If your spouse has bad hiccups, do yourself a favor and get the straw. Only after you make a video of them with hiccups. We all want to see that.