Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

When looking at reviews I try to do the logical thing and take what the one stars say as well as the five stars into consideration. I noticed that a lot of recent 1 stars saying that one product does not work for them at all. A lot of the reviews were recent so I figure the product may have changed and decided to go with two bags instead of one... honestly, to the recent one stars, I SHOULD WHOOP YALL s(ASS), respectfully. I was on the toilet so long my family got through 4 games of monopoly and affectionately named me King of the Throne. I’m sure while I was in the bathroom, my niece who was 7 when I went in, graduated from college. I lost 5 pounds and 5 years of my life from one time. Trust me guys IT WORKS