Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Okay you better sit down because it's story time. I have a 7 week old baby from hell. She is so gassy but can't get anything out and only passes small poops (they're actually sharts). I tried knees to chest, bicycle kicks, warm baths, gas drops, gripe water, thermometer stimulation, tummy massage and had her tested for dairy intolerance. After all of those failed, I was on my 3rd night of her screaming at me and I thought to myself "If there is a god in this world these butt straws will work". The first one didn't...I WAS TICKED. Well, lo and behold I'm an idiot and didn't insert it far enough. Then when I did it was like the gates of heaven opened and the smelliest, most glorious gas passed and then came so much poop. I never thought I'd be so happy to be covered in feces. Her little pot belly was soft and squishy again and the proud smile I saw on her face was one I'll never forget!