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Sweet Jesus in heaven, I love this brush!
Y'all...Jesus took the wheel and gave us this brush. This is literally THE BEST undercoat brush in the UNIVERSE!!
But heed my warning...clear your schedules, quit your job, and say goodbye to your social life because you will NEVER stop brushing your dog when you get this brush. You'll think your done...but you will never be done because the fur just keeps coming out. You might even start to believe there is a family of small magical elves living in your dogs coat creating more undercoat for you to brush out...and you'll be correct.
If you have small children, you will need to utilize them for your back up team when you use this brush. You'll need one for each of the following jobs (if you don't have enough children, borrow some from your friends and neighbors):
Kid #1 will need to be on fur ball tumbleweed duty, because you will literally have fur balls flying around bigger than your head. No lie.
Kid #2 will be your masseuse because you WILL get a cramp from brushing so darn much. I mean...you think you're done brushing but (LOL) you will never be done.
Kid #3 will be your back-up masseuse for when Kid #2 has passed out from fatigue and you can no longer feel your right arm anymore because you've been brushing your dog for a straight 32 hours already.
Kid #4 will be your corner man. This kid will be in charge of wiping sweat from your brow, squirting you with a water bottle when your thirsty, feeding you breakfast, lunch and dinner, fetching you clean diapers, etc.
If you have a spouse, apologize to them now because you will probably never see them again...because (like I said before) you will NEVER be done brushing your dogs.
Edit to add: Y’all. It’s June of 2020 and I’m STILL brushing my dang dog! It’s been 3 years. 😭
I have no feeling in my arms. Halp.
Also, if you are debating on whether or not to get a schnauzer or a German Shepherd, please review my photo to help assist you with this conundrum. *choose the schnauzer*
April 2017 · Pet Supplies · verified purchase