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★★★★★
If this company were sentient I’d try to have its babies.
Yeah, you read that right. EVERYTHING they do is amazeballs. I thought their regular pickled lupini beans were already mindblowing. Nope, that wasn’t enough for Brami—they had to go and make lupini hummus. Lupini Hummus has a soft and mild taste that is such at odds with the pickled version it will shock you. Then Brami went and flavoured it with, I dunno, witchcraft and the tears of my enemies because I already set to make this a regular purchase and I can’t even eat that much damn hummus. Oh, and btw, their lupini hummus is even better when you add it to stews, chilis, whatevers, to thicken it up with deliciousness. Plain flavour: mild and delightful (perfect to create your own flavours with—sweet, savoury, etc.) Calabrian Pepper: ALL HEAT, no spice (kicks up the heat when added into chilis and curries) Garlic & Rosemary: FRESH garlic taste without the burn that raw garlic can give (WITCHCRAFT I TELL YOU!) Mediterranean Olive: FRESH mix olives taste (no not olive OIL, actual fresh olives taste) Seriously, may all the Gods bless this company because I swear they bring health, joy, and happiness to so many lives with what they’ve created. Also for the love of all that’s holy please fix the shield on the little stick soldier (circle shields are hoplons and they’re Greek, rectangular or rounded rectangular are scutum and thus Roman), and sure the helmet is also Greek leaning but you can get away with that depending on the era. I know it’s a small thing but c’mooooon how fierce would a stick figure with a lightning bolt decorated scutum be on a product talking all about Roman soldiers.
May 2020 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase
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